My coworkers and I are planning a retirement party for our janitor. The plan is to go to Kumbya for pizza. But everyone wants to bring their families, so I had to say I couldn't feed 35 people. So I'm bringing the pizzas; they're bringing everything else. Last night I got a call asking if the people bringing the peas could keep them in my fridge until the party. Sure, no problem. So I sent one of our workers to pick up the peas. When he arrived at my door, he had an office-size garbage can full of peas. And I had to get them all in my fridge!

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